Overheard while trying on the above dress at Guess: Phone conversation coming from the guy in the adjacent dressing room.
"Yooo how you doin'? I'm at Guess trying on some jeans."
"$100 denim, you know how I do!"
"Designer everything, it's my LIFE!"
*inaudible conversation, and hangs up.*
"Throw it up, throw it up, strip clubs and dolla bills...."
"STRIP CLUBS AND DOLLA BILLS!"
"Hey, hey! Is this shirt good quality, like, will it rip in the wash? I see a thread hanging, can you get me a better one?"
"Throw it up, throw it up, I still got my money."
"Damn, these jeans are fly! I gotta be lookin' fresh for the ladies you know."
"But wait, there's a stain! I can't be having no stains on my shirt."
"These jeans tho. Damn!"
"Strip clubs and dolla billlllllllllsss!"
Meanwhile, I am trying my hardest not to laugh in the room next door. It was difficult.
Here's what I got from this: if you want to impress the ladies, get yourself a pair of Guess jeans, and belt Rihanna songs at anyone who will listen. You'll be looking fly.